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GENIE IN A BOTTLE
dear ms.forte, here's a joke for u: a woman was walking
along the beach and she was crying. she kicks a bottle out
of the way and a genie comes out. the genie said "why r
u crying ma'am??" she says that her husband just asked for
a divorce. and the genie says "well,since i don't like divorce
(and since this genie is a guy he said this) whatever u
wish for, your husband will get 3x more of"
"ok"she says "i wish for 3 billion dollars"
"ok but well now your husband has 9 billion dollars"
"ok i wish to own an island in the pacific"
"well ok but your husband now owns 3 islands"
"ok i wish to give birth to triplets"
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ANOTHER GENIE JOKE
A
woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled
upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed
it and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman
asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said,
"Nope...due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages
in third-world countries, and fierce global competition,
I can only grant you one wish. So...what'll it
be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in
the Middle East." See this map? I want these countries
to stop fighting with each other." The Genie looked at
the map and exclaimed, "Good God, lady! These countries
have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but
not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another
wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never
been able to find the right man. You know, one that's
considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the
house cleaning, gets along with my family, doesn'twatch
sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish
for...a good mate" The Genie let out a long sigh and said,
"Let me see that map again..."
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FISH TAIL
Q: What did the Fish say when he ran into a brick wall?
A: Dam!
Thanks to Max K.!
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