Welcome to How to Make an Annoying Website. Here you will learn how to do just that. Hopefully, you will use this knowledge to NOT make an annoying website...

Warning: If at anytime any one section becomes too annoying, or you simply wish to return to this page, simply click on the Button of Sanity conveniently located at the bottom of every page.

Now, on to the guide!

You are trying to make a page that will make any viewer look like this .

First, an essential element of creating an annoying website is popups.
Example #1

Next, background images (especially static ones) can add to the harassment of your viewers.
Example #2

Misuse of tables is very much a sin.
Example #3

Alerts, one of the most annoying techniques known to mankind. Use it wisely, grasshoper.
Example #4

Animated gifs-I'm sorry, a croaking frog isn't that interesting, especially if it adds to the loading time or is distracting.
Example #5

Created by: Mike F. and Wade Z.